** Warning {just for ‘Nilla} ~~ This post may contain references to things that squick you out. Well, one thing in particular. Sorry. A sub’s gotta do what a sub’s gotta do…
So i did it ~ that thing that just a few months ago i couldn’t even imagine doing. The lifestyle is like that, isn’t it?
One day i’m going, “You want me to WHAT?” and bursting out laughing ~~ the next, i’m going, “Omigosh, i guess i’d better…”
That’s what happened yesterday. When Sir X said He was going to do a body inspection, that He would be “probing orifices” and that my ears had better be clean.
My ears.
Like i said yesterday, in my panic post, my ears were the least of my concerns.
And maybe it’s a measure of what this man means to me, my Sir. Cause i did it, i went out and bought a ~ um ~ a ~
you know, um, an {whispers} enema.
And i did it.
And it wasn’t nearly as bad as i thought it was going to be. Of course, that was a low bar, cause i had imagined it as pretty incredibly terrible, and it just wasn’t.
So that was good news.
And i passed inspection -that’s good news also. {Grinning…}
And i’m not sorry i did it, and yes, i might do it again if i think it’s gonna be important, if you know what i mean…
As for my geography lesson ~ it was a serious geography lesson, and i think He was a little appalled at the depth of my geographic ignorance. He had asked me a question a couple of days ago about the river’s flow and discovered this huge gap in my knowledge.
So it was a serious lesson, which really does make me anxious, y’all, and i’m slow to catch on and find it hard to remember and just about the only thing worse is if i have to do jigsaw puzzles, which would make me want to just sit down and cry. But ~ i know much more about the river now, and what it means if you say it’s flowing upstream or downstream.
And my punishment was only a couple of extra licks, that were especially painful, but more so because i knew they were punishment. i don’t think i even have any two-day welts.
But i thought you might like to see a picture of His portable spanking bench. He says He should have taken one of me bent over it, but thank goodness, He didn’t. Here it is.
We put a pillow on it too, so it’s comfortable. And isn’t that funny? ‘Cause, can i just say, canes are amazingly painful when you’re bent over one of these, with your arms securely tied and your legs spread.
And now, i’ve gotta go, cause you already know i didn’t get finished packing yesterday…