The paddle is progressing nicely. Even though Sir has hardly let me do any of it
🙁
because i’m “not skilled enough,” He’s started using the special wax/polish stuff. Here’s a picture:
And a close up of what He calls “the sweet spot.”
So i expressed my disappointment at not getting to do more of the sanding, and He says: Don’t worry, there will be other projects.
Me: {pouting a bit} Right…
Sir: I’m thinking nipple clamps. Wooden nipple clamps. Wouldn’t that be nice?
Me: {um, still pouty} Not really, no.
Sir: Ok No nipple clamps ~ nipple stretchers! That would be better!
Me; Nipple stretchers??? You’re kidding, right? There’s no such thing!
Sir: O, no. I’m not kidding. Yes. I think that’ll be our next project.
Me: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo….
So of course i had to go google them. Here’s a picture, but they’re metal, they’re not wood.
Then i went back and discovered they do have wooden ones:
Omg, right?
*** The metal picture came from here: and the wooden ones were over here
In the meantime, i am apparently never going to get caught up with anything and will be behind on everything the rest of my life. Which explains why even though i love yourall’s comments more than just about anything, i’m even behind on responding.
see what happens when you pout?
Don’t worry about us. Just take care of yourself!
~faithful
Dear Faithful –
Hey, that was just a little mean, wasn’t it? It could have been a cute pout, couldn’t it? No?
Lol… thanks!
Happy new year to everyone! Have just updated my blog http://www.1950princess.blogspot.co.uk
Princess x
Hi, Princess,
Thanks for sharing the update, we’ll have to check it out.
Nipple stretchers- I can’t decide if that sounds painful or fun. Maybe both?
Probably both, ancilla… maybe. 🙂
Nipple stretchers…metal and wood? Remind me not to show this blog to my Master…He doesn’t need anymore ideas…lol…Take care of you…We’ll be here when you get back
Hi, Starshine!!
Yes, it’s the kind of thing that appeals to Masters. {shudder…} No need to ask for trouble.
🙂 Thanks!
LOL..i agree with Starshine, not mentioning this post to Master. You wanted another project right??
hugs abby
i know, abby, this is a perfect example of “be careful what you ask for!!” Hugs….
2 words for ya breast pump.. it takes your nipples to lengths NO human nipples should go.. been there done that never again..
Oooooooh – yeah, i’m against the breast pump thing. Definitely not. Thanks, Twisted Angel. . 🙂
I’m right there with Twisted Angel! OMFG! and a great deal of sympathetic laughter. Nursed 4. Which makes me wonder if that’s why the idea of nipple clamps just doesn’t do it for me. I’m use to moving beyond the pain…
Still… some one with WAY too much time on their hands needs a different hobby. 🙂 LOL
Hmpf, Wordwytch, sympathetic laughter? Tears of sympathy seem like they’d be more appropriate… lol. i only nursed one, but somehow it wasn’t the same kind of pain.
And um, Sir read this and wondered exactly WHO you thought had too much time one their hands and needed a new hobby. i said i had no idea, i was sure you weren’t talking about HIM.
🙂
Yes, sympathetic laughter about what breast pumps can do to your nipples! Totally different kind of suction than a baby’s mouth. Think milking machine and you have close to the right idea.
No, was NOT talking about him. Wouldn’t dare… not with two bags of toys that Wolf made in the house. He and Wolf would be very dangerous in Home Depot. Plus, I still don’t think the clerk in IKEA has gotten over the whole “lets tickle Wordwytch with the feather duster incident”. Wolf used the feather duster like as sword and had me gasping and laughing.
Last but not least, Wolf is an electrical engineer who likes to tinker….
And have you had to pay yet for the comment during dinner about the “stupid paddle?” Just curious, since I’m sure your Sir hasn’t forgotten about it.
You know, I’m just curious. Not that I’m trying to get you in trouble or anything. No, I would *never* do that. Right?
Right?
I can’t hear you…
🙂
Dear Ms. Constance,
Sigh… no, you would *never* try to get me in trouble… ha, not much!
Lol, fortunately, i have already been punished for that infraction, so i don’t have to feel guilty or have that hanging over my head.
Um, thank for the reminder??
Hahahahahahaha…. 🙂