The party is tonight. The swingers’ party. The swingers’ party with naked twister and jello wrestling.
Donna has suggested i participate in the jello wrestling – actually, she said:
“If you decide to go to the jello wrestling match, please throw someone to the bottom of the jello pit for me, please! *humming…watch them wiggle, see that jiggle…”
i told her i didn’t think i was badass enough to do that, and got this response:
“You know, I don’t think you have to be badass to be good in the jello pit. Probably being sure footed and having good toe grip strength is more important. Add a few Issues that are causing angst, and you’ll have them slip sliding away in no time. I have seen some of your boots and shoes and I think you might be a terror in the jello department. You seem a bit petite for the Twister championship, but your jello technique may be something new to add to your Collar Me profile.”
laughing… i think the chances of me actually doing that are slim to none, but as Sin advised me a couple of days ago, i’m keeping an open mind.
i actually already know what i’m wearing tonight, at least i think i do, so youall don’t have to listen to me ruminate about that.
i have other things to ponder for the evening. Bob, the friend i’m going to this little event with, sent me this message on fetlife yesterday:
“Well, I finished my reciprocating dildo.
Now I need someone to do beta testing. Any suggestions? <evil grin>”
i responded quickly:
“O, my.
You’re sure there’s no saw inside it? {grins}”
and got this answer:
“I used a saw blade, but I filed the teeth off it and it’s imbedded in the middle of the dildo…I don’t know any other device that would attach to the saw…..but there’s a nice eight-inch gel dildo just waiting for you……I mean for a test subject.”
What’s a girl to do? After all, i wouldn’t want to stand in the way of research, right? Here’s a picture of one that’s been converted.
This one was labeled a fucksaw.
Anyhow, i’m not making any promises about testing it tonight at the party, cause that would depend on a lot of things. But, like Sin said, i’m trying to keep an open mind. {smiling}
aisha, it would be rude not to help a “friend in need” out…sounds like it could be lots of fun.*grin*
HSxx
Thanks for the reminder, HS – you’re right, i wouldn’t want to be rude! aisha
remember to bring an extension cord.
lol, thanks, Mick, you’re right, otherwise it could be awkward! Aisha
**blink**
**blink**
uh…
and here i thought Bob was just a friend. . . now he
is a friend with a fucksaw.
*peers into crystal ball*
i see definite possibilities here…..
(yeah, i know, didn’t take a crystal ball to foretell that one!!!!)
*grins*
nilla
Dear ‘Nilla,
Yes, he is too “just” a friend. He “just” happens to have a fucksaw. Not to be confused with fuck-all, right? And if a friend has a fucksaw that needs to be tested – well, it’s like HS says, it would be rude not to help. That’s all.
laughing,
aisha
I’m afraid we’ll have to insist on pictures…
@Jz – …laughing, I almost said, “yes, ma’am.” I like the way you put that “we’ll have to insist.” Somehow, it made it very compelling.
aisha
oh my! I think pictures would certainly be in order.
I think you’ll have a great time… fucksaw or not!
At first I though that this was a little disappointing …but having read it a second time, well actually a third time…apart from missing the whole “jello action” from your evening, I think having a “friend with benefits” or a “fuck saw buddy” sounds VERY interesting.
Picture please!
HSxx